The Roommate

My roommate is ridiculously entertaining. One thing that he enjoys doing very much is to be as vague as possible. If I see him on his way out of the apartment and I ask where he is going, he pretty much always says something like "that one place." If we are watching tv in the living room and he wants me to change the channel or something, he won't ask me to... he just jestures at the television like he has a remote in his hand.